From the mixed up files of Princess Kneesaa

Her darkles and tinkts...

wedding and show
tank girl
So, last weekend was d scott's wedding. Who would have thunk that would happen. like, ever? anyhoo, it was a nice weekend. B had to go up early so I rode up with Ryan, Laura, and howebrook We got up to philly and had 20 min to change for the rehearsal dinner. So that was sort of crazy. I had to go to the dinner with my just got back from kung fu and had 20 min to get a shower and leave hair, but whatever. The food was amazing at the dinner, and I got a chance to bond with mike kenny's fiancee. She's going to marry the michael! I really like her!
After the dinner, the boys all spent the night at d scott's house, so howebrook and I shared a hotel room. Of course our room had one bed, and B and I ended up having 2 beds the next night. So now the big joke is what a player I am, just sleep with them one night and leave. But you know how it is, don't hate the player hate the game.
The wedding was nice. Angela was one of the bridesmaids!! She touched my rufffles!! I am so in love with her. Oh, I also met aaron's girlfriend, who is AWESOME! I sort of can't beleive they are together. He is so abrasive. who knows.
That's about it, the show goes up this coming weekend, I think it is coming together. Lauren is insane, I can't beleive she thought we could run the show twice on Saturday. That is nuts. I have one costume that isn't mine that fits sorta. The costumer hates me. My costumes that she brought were hideous and didn't fit at all. one was so small and closed in the back with velcro that if i moved my arms it came completely open in the back, and the other was so gigantic, it added at leat 40 pounds to my frame. she better have something decent tonight!!!!!!!! grrrr. Anyhoo, gotta focus on the last part of LHOP. Laters!

dork meme
What the heck does meme stand for anyway? oh well...

bosswolf tagged me for this.

Post 5 reasons why you are such a dork, then tag 5 of the dorkiest people on your list to explain themselves.
1. I'm watching Boobah right now, and I'm really enjoying it. And I own 2 zing zing zingbah toys.
2. I was nervous reading the last Dark Tower book because I was afraid that I would die before I finnished it. And now that I have finnished it I consider the rest of the time I have to live as a bonus.
3. I play D&D with my boyfriend and other adult friends.
4. I can't do a cartwheel, but I have no problem doing really bad cartwheels in public and then sticking the landing like I'm in the olympics.
5. I think Snape is hot.
My five people: Patrick and Keith, now that they have Blogs, howebrook, and hmmm, that's about it, I don't have many online friends.

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Last day at maxi and diesel's house!! I am going to miss diesel!! I hope he lives until they go away again in the fall... He was funny last night, I was on the floor and he came over to give me a kiss and my whole face went in his mouth! It was kinda gross, but awesome at the same time. anyhoo, please to enjoy this quiz:

Take the quiz: "What Kind Of Weapon Are you?"

You're a Knife. People use you when they don't have a gun on hand... Or if they're full of rage. You hurt, a lot. People love you and hate you. You're needed and used for things around the house and in the kitchen constantly. Your whole existence is a catch-22. People need you, yet they fear you. You tend to catch people off-guard. Little nicks or gaping stab wounds, you're not one people like to screw around with. Shame on you.

So B and I had a discussion last night about reading. He prefers movies because he finds them more evocative, and I prefer books. When B reads, he perceives the action as occurring outside of his experience, like watching a movie. When I read, it's more like dreaming. I am experiencing the action through the character, not as though I am watching it from the outside. So, anyway, we need feedback to determine who the freak is. What is it like when you read? Is it like a less exciting version of a movie, or is it a real time experience?
Another thing this got me thinking about is a lot of people think that I'm weird for reading several books at the same time. They say, "How can you read more than one book? Don't you get confused?" No, I don't get confused. It's the same as watching several shows on tv a week. You never think that Bree's husband is being poisoned by Homer Simpson and that means that they aren't going to be able to make it to the "Donna Martin Graduates" Rally do you? No, because they are different shows with different plots! Duh!
Anyhoo, give me your thoughts, I'm temping today at D&R international (where it is extremely important to over pronounce the and, as stated in the training packet (I am in the haiku tunnel)) and I'm really bored. As always. Oh, and mercury went retrograde in my sign today, causing my yogurt and peach to fall out of my lunch box in the parking garage. YAAA. Oh, and the temp co told me to bring my lunch because I wouldn't get a lunch break. But I did. at 10:15 am. Because that's a really good and normal time to eat lunch. So I bought a sandwich and some cheese, because all I had in my lunchbox was a jelly sandwich. I forgot to bring peanut butter to the Russell's and theirs expired in Feb of 2004. Nasty. anyway, turns out the company had extra food from the meeting, so now I have a veggie wrap, pasta salad, cookie and soy chips as well. And no refrigerator. Stupid Mercury.

Retook belief test, here are the results! v.v. accurate!
Your Results:
The top score on the list below represents the faith that Belief-O-Matic, in its less than infinite wisdom, thinks most closely matches your beliefs. However, even a score of 100% does not mean that your views are all shared by this faith, or vice versa.

Belief-O-Matic then lists another 26 faiths in order of how much they have in common with your professed beliefs. The higher a faith appears on this list, the more closely it aligns with your thinking.

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. New Age (89%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (87%)
4. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (76%)
5. New Thought (76%)
6. Mahayana Buddhism (75%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (75%)
8. Liberal Quakers (73%)
9. Scientology (67%)
10. Theravada Buddhism (67%)
11. Bahá'í Faith (61%)
12. Taoism (60%)
13. Reform Judaism (58%)
14. Secular Humanism (57%)
15. Jainism (48%)
16. Hinduism (47%)
17. Sikhism (45%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (42%)
19. Orthodox Quaker (41%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (38%)
21. Nontheist (38%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (31%)
23. Islam (24%)
24. Jehovah's Witness (21%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (16%)
26. Roman Catholic (16%)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (13%)

Take it yourself! belief net

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Oh yeah. I was supposed to get together with people this morning but I don't want to anymore. I'm so tired of seeing the same people.

Hey and know what? mom & dad was totally unfair to me yesterday and now now I can't go to the mall with bosswolf :-(.

And also howebrook told me that cassieclaire told folks that they saw me dissing on bev_vincent. That's bullshit!

Oh and the other day was my birthday and nobody noticed or gave me presents or wished me happy birthday :-(.

What sucks is that everybody has asked why I'm leaving the trekkie fandom but the answer is simple: Some of you know who you are and why I'm leaving FOREVAR.

This entry automatically generated by the LJ Drama Generator!

I never remember to write...
So now I have to catch up. They caught the guy a month or so ago, det. Turner called to tell me. So that's good, the bad part is they caught him because he raped a 13 year old. ewww. anyway, they have the dna off the shirt, so they have a pretty solid case. But I will have to testify in court. I met with the DA and both people working on the case seem super friendly and competent, but I am still nervous. I will be on real life doink doink!! and apparently the defense attorney is a real slicky boy who will try to trick me!! Hopefully I will do well. I hope that they don't get their motion to sever and all the cases go up at once. There are like 15 counts against this guy. anyway, better not to get too specific. I will post as to how it all comes out!
In other news, Sissel and I went to see a play called "The goat, or who is sylvia" last weekend. It was very odd. It was about a man who had a sexual affair with a goat and it destroyed his marriage. Of Course, this brought up many inappropriate thoughts like, if I had to have sex with an animal, what kind would it be? (I'm not sure, but it would have to be extremely clean and not have sharp teeth or claws.) And, If one was sold into the sex slave trade and you had to choose, would you sleep with one goat, or hundreds of men? (I chose the goat, at least you won't get an std. I don't think. And I don't think you can get pregnant and have goat babies. at least I hope not.) So anyhoo, there are my thoughts for the evening.
Hope all is well with everyone, things are going well on this end! Had a good weekend, Ostara decorations are up! Went to St. Patricks day parade today (lame) then ate a lot at dupont circle with sissel and b. mmmmmmmm overpriced peach pie.... Later!

This should solve my problem of what the heck to read next...

Read banned books
If you have read the whole book, bold it. If you have read part of the book, italicize it. If you own it but haven't gotten around to reading it yet, ** it.

#1 The Bible
#2 Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
#3 Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes
#4 The Koran
#5 Arabian Nights
#6 Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
#7 Gulliver?s Travels by Jonathan Swift
#8 Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer
#9 Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne
#10 Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman
#11 The Prince by Niccol? Machiavelli

#12 Uncle Tom?s Cabin by Harriet Beecher Stowe
#13 Diary of a Young Girl by Anne Frank
#14 Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert
#15 Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens
#16 Les Mis?rables by Victor Hugo
#17 Dracula by Bram Stoker
#18 Autobiography by Benjamin Franklin
#19 Tom Jones by Henry Fielding
#20 Essays by Michel de Montaigne
#21 Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
#22 History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire by Edward Gibbon
#23 Tess of the D?Urbervilles by Thomas Hardy
#24 Origin of Species by Charles Darwin
**#25 Ulysses by James Joyce**
#26 Decameron by Giovanni Boccaccio
#27 Animal Farm by George Orwell
#28 Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell
#29 Candide by Voltaire
#30 To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
#31 Analects by Confucius
#32 Dubliners by James Joyce
#33 Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
#34 Farewell to Arms by Ernest Hemingway
#35 Red and the Black by Stendhal
#36 Das Capital by Karl Marx
#37 Flowers of Evil by Charles Baudelaire
#38 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
#39 Lady Chatterley?s Lover by D. H. Lawrence
#40 Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
#41 Sister Carrie by Theodore Dreiser
#42 Gone with the Wind by Margaret Mitchell
#43 Jungle by Upton Sinclair
#44 All Quiet on the Western Front by Erich Maria Remarque
#45 Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx
#46 Lord of the Flies by William Golding
#47 Diary by Samuel Pepys
#48 Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway
#49 Jude the Obscure by Thomas Hardy
#50 Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
#51 Doctor Zhivago by Boris Pasternak
#52 Critique of Pure Reason by Immanuel Kant
#53 One Flew Over the Cuckoo?s Nest by Ken Kesey
#54 Praise of Folly by Desiderius Erasmus
#55 Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
#56 Autobiography of Malcolm X by Malcolm X
#57 Color Purple by Alice Walker
#58 Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger
#59 Essay Concerning Human Understanding by John Locke
#60 Bluest Eye by Toni Morrison
#61 Moll Flanders by Daniel Defoe
#62 One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
*#63 East of Eden by John Steinbeck*
#64 Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison
#65 I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou
#66 Confessions by Jean Jacques Rousseau
#67 Gargantua and Pantagruel by Fran?ois Rabelais
#68 Leviathan by Thomas Hobbes
#69 The Talmud
#70 Social Contract by Jean Jacques Rousseau
#71 Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson
#72 Women in Love by D. H. Lawrence
#73 American Tragedy by Theodore Dreiser
#74 Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler
#75 Separate Peace by John Knowles
#76 Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
#77 Red Pony by John Steinbeck
#78 Popol Vuh
#79 Affluent Society by John Kenneth Galbraith
#80 Satyricon by Petronius
#81 James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl
#82 Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov

#83 Black Boy by Richard Wright
#84 Spirit of the Laws by Charles de Secondat Baron de Montesquieu
#85 Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut
#86 Julie of the Wolves by Jean Craighead George
#87 Metaphysics by Aristotle
#88 Little House on the Prairie by Laura Ingalls Wilder
#89 Institutes of the Christian Religion by Jean Calvin
#90 Steppenwolf by Hermann Hesse
#91 Power and the Glory by Graham Greene
#92 Sanctuary by William Faulkner
#93 As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
#94 Black Like Me by John Howard Griffin
#95 Sylvester and the Magic Pebble by William Steig
#96 Sorrows of Young Werther by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
#97 General Introduction to Psychoanalysis by Sigmund Freud
#98 Handmaid?s Tale by Margaret Atwood
#99 Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee by Dee Alexander Brown
#100 Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
#101 Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman by Ernest J. Gaines
#102 ?mile Jean by Jacques Rousseau
#103 Nana by ?mile Zola
#104 Chocolate War by Robert Cormier
#105 Go Tell It on the Mountain by James Baldwin
#106 Gulag Archipelago by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
#107 Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert A. Heinlein
#108 Day No Pigs Would Die by Robert Peck
#109 Ox-Bow Incident by Walter Van Tilburg Clark
#110 Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes
#111 Are You There God, It?s Me, Margaret, Judy Blume
#112 the Harry Potter series, J.K. Rowling
#113 The Merchant of Venice, William Shakespeare
#114 A Wrinkle in Time by Madeline L?Engle

#115 The Witches of Worm, Zilpha Keatly Snyder

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