I'm dogsitting with Maxi and the new dog bandit, and today, thankfully, is my last day. Bandit is very very puppy. She ate ear medicine, a remote contol, a barette, threw up at 4 in the morning and now has tapeworms, which can be observed wiggling in her stool. And I wasn't even here a week. I can't wait to go to the new dog's house! She seems almost comatose, which is the way I like it. I hope I don't get tapeworms. The internet says that is unlikely, but who knows with my medical issues lately. My achilles tendon feels better, but I have cold 2 in 3 weeks, and I may have cracked a rib. In yoga. Because I havn't been working out and now I am an old out of shape powderpuff. This cold isn't as bad though thankfully.
In other news B and I took a really fun trip to NYC last weekend! We saw "spelling bee" which is a musical not an actual spelling bee. It was very cute and funny. I was hoping Leaf Coneybear would win, but alas. The best number was "my unfortunate erection" the whole show was very good and made me want a juice box. We also got to go to chinatown which was cool, but much shadier than I thought it would be. Women come up to you and whisper "chanelpradaversace" and expect you to go to some back room to buy illegal purses. I was like, no thanks, I just want one of those lucy cats. I got a pink one. We also went to the empire state building, which is exceedingly unpleasant in Februrary. And we went on a backstage tour of Wicked where you don't actually go backstage. yhea. The costume construction was neat though. Anyhoo, that's about it! Being self employed rules!! later!
From the mixed up files of Princess Kneesaa
Her darkles and tinkts...
- uh oh.